I’m not going to ruin this one for you. Just watch. It’s only 3 minutes.
Also, scary thought…
As a bonus: I Write Like
For when you have nothing to do, and want to know what your writing sounds like to someone else. This (fake? real? who knows?) app will do some statistical analysis and tell you who your writing sounds like.
Apparently, my writing sounds like Agatha Christie. I take that as high praise.