Ten totaly inventable* Martial Arts:
^{* That’s totally a real word.}

1. Plate-fu: the ancient art of hurling porcelain.
2. Ori-jutsu: combat paper folding.
3. Laseroka: the hidden art of network printer self defense.
4. Four Eye Style: blinding your enemies with nerd humor and cutting remarks.
5. Sokrato-ryu: the art of the damaging question.
6. Peso-Oraltos: the Greek art of putting your foot in other people’s mouths.
7. Rover Style: Irish combat bawling.
8. Cutu-ryu: the art of running with scissors.
9. Professorata: lecturing your enemies to death.
10. Gelatonto: the Italian art of freezing remarks.

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