01 Jan

10 Martial Arts that Should Be Invented

Cutu-ryu: running with scissors

Cutu-ryu: running with scissorsTen totaly inventable* Martial Arts:
* That’s totally a real word.

  1. Plate-fu: the ancient art of hurling porcelain.
  2. Ori-jutsu: combat paper folding.
  3. Laseroka: the hidden art of network printer self defense.
  4. Four Eye Style: blinding your enemies with nerd humor and cutting remarks.
  5. Sokrato-ryu: the art of the damaging question.
  6. Peso-Oraltos: the Greek art of putting your foot in other people’s mouths.
  7. Rover Style: Irish combat bawling.
  8. Cutu-ryu: the art of running with scissors.
  9. Professorata: lecturing your enemies to death.
  10. Gelatonto: the Italian art of freezing remarks.

Got any of your own? Add them in the comments.